This is a huge misconception about ceramic. They don’t put it on the outside of the space shuttle just for looks!

Ceramic is an incredibly durable material used to make things like knives and car engines. Goldfrau has been designed by an industrial designer and independently tested by materials engineers to gauge its strength and safety.

Isn’t ceramic cold?

Yes, it can be at first, but if you want to warm your Goldfrau, we recommend placing it for two or three seconds under a running hot water tap.

If you like it the other way you can always cool it in the refrigerator.

IMPORTANT:

o Read the product guidelines before use to ensure that your Goldfrau is used safely and to avoid damage to the product.

o You should only ever moderately heat or cool the Goldfrau.

As a guide, your Goldfrau is moderate warm or cool if you can hold the temperature affected area comfortably in your hand for longer than 5 seconds. Remember- if you can’t hold it comfortably, do not insert it into yourself or into somebody else.

Is it waterproof?

Yes, your Goldfrau is fully vitrified (will not take in or absorb any water) - so you can use it in the bath and then wash it after every use.

Can I use lubricants?

Yes, but we recommend only water based lubricants.

What about hygiene?

Ceramic is very hygienic- this is another great benefit of the Goldfrau. The material is very stable and will not disintegrate with use like many cheaper or inferior products.

We recommend thoroughly washing your Goldfrau in warm soapy water, then rinsing it in clean water, after every use. Dry your Goldfrau thoroughly before placing it in its leather pouch.

Always practice safe sex. Take all of the necessary and appropriate precautions to prevent STD’s.

Why is it shaped like that?

Don’t be fooled by its simple shape-a lot of effort has gone into the design. We have placed an emphasis on ergonomic and functional considerations, yet the Goldfrau also looks beautiful.

The ball end is designed to be a handle. This is the most comfortable shape to hold, giving you maximum control with minimal effort. The curve on the shaft tip is designed for maximum ease of vaginal penetration.

Why is it straight? This is actually a comfort and safety issue. A straight dildo (of the hard variety) allows for much vigorous fucking- particularly with two people. You don’t have to worry about the dildo spinning inside you (unlike the curved variety).

Ceramic manufacturing is a handcrafted process, which makes your Goldfrau unique. These slight variations mean that no two Goldfraus are exactly alike.

How do I care for my Goldfrau?

· Clean with warm soapy water then rinse in clean water after each use. Ensure that your Goldfrau is thoroughly dry before placing it in its leather pouch.

· Keep your Goldfrau in its leather pouch when not in use- especially when traveling. This will protect your Goldfrau and keep her clean.

· Only use moderate temperatures on your Goldfrau. Although ceramic is capable of withstanding extreme temperatures, for your own personal safety and for the longevity of the product, use only moderate temperatures when cleaning or using.

· Do not drop your Goldfrau dildo Depending on the surface it may bounce- it may not. If it becomes chipped or cracked- DO NOT USE!!! (Chipping will not happen under normal use- chipping may occur only if you drop your Goldfrau on a hard surface, such as concrete). If you do happen to accidentally drop your Goldfrau inspect it carefully, and if it shows no signs of chipping or cracking it is safe to use.

How long will my Goldfrau last?

The oldest Goldfrau in use is 5 years old and exhibits no sign of wear and tear. It looks as good and functions as well as it did 5 years ago. The only way a Goldfrau will be unusable could be if it breaks or chips as a result of being dropped on a hard surface. Your Goldfrau will not break under normal usage! So don’t drop it.

Do not subject Goldfrau to extreme temperatures or temperature changes. Never put Goldfrau in the oven or microwave! We recommend only using moderate temperatures always whether cleaning or using.

If cared for properly we expect your Goldfrau should last you a lifetime.

If I carry my Goldfrau in my hand luggage will I be questioned by airport security?

You might think this is a funny question, but it has happened. Goldfrau is designed to be easily thrown in your handbag for trips away but if you are going by plane be aware you could get asked by airport security to explain the purpose of your Goldfrau if it’s in your hand luggage. If you don’t want to explain put it in your hold luggage. But don’t forget to take it!